Chicken Flavor
Savory & Bold
Our signature stir fry — savory and bold with a hint of spice. The everyday bowl that never gets old.
$305-pack bundle · from $25 in bulk
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28g Plant-Based Protein Per Bowl
SlurpStrong.
Instant ramen, rebuilt for gains. Non-fried noodles, zero preservatives, and more protein than 4 eggs — in every steaming bowl. Pre-order now — shipping January 2027.
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The Lineup
Pick Your Flavor.
Keep Your Gains.
Beef Flavor
Rich & Meaty
Deep, wok-tossed savoriness with zero actual beef. The plant-based bowl that eats like a reward.
$305-pack bundle · from $25 in bulk
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Curry Flavor
Wok-Tossed Heat
Bold, aromatic curry tossed with crisp vegetables. Comfort food that actually pulls its weight.
$305-pack bundle · from $25 in bulk
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Variety Trio
One Of Each
Can't choose? Chicken, Beef and Curry — three bundles, 15 bowls, one click. Automatically priced at the 3-Month Stack rate.
$843 bundles · save $6
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$5 A Bowl For
A Year Of Gains.
Starter
1 bundle · 5 bowls
$30per bundle
$6.00 per bowl
3-Month Stack
3 bundles · 15 bowls
$28per bundle
$5.60 per bowl
Save $6
Half-Year
6 bundles · 30 bowls
$27per bundle
$5.40 per bowl
Save $18
Best Value
Full-Year
12 bundles · 60 bowls
$25per bundle
$5.00 per bowl
Save $60
Mix any flavors — every bundle in your cart counts toward your tier. Pricing drops automatically at checkout, no code needed. Bundle pricing can't be combined with discount codes.
Gorilla Math
1 Bowl = 4+ Eggs
Every serving delivers 28g of complete plant-based protein — without the meal prep, the shaker cup, or the sad desk salad.
100% Plant-Based
Non-Fried Noodles
No Preservatives
Ready in Minutes
Our Story
About Gorilla Ramen
Gorilla Ramen started with a simple frustration: after the gym, the fastest food in the pantry was also the emptiest. Classic instant noodles are fried, salty, and pack barely a few grams of protein. We figured the world's favorite cheap meal deserved a rebuild — so we made the noodle itself from a high-protein plant blend, skipped the deep-fryer and the preservatives, and kept the part everyone loves: big, bold, slurpable flavor.
Our Mission
To rebuild instant noodles from the noodle up — delivering 28g of plant-based protein in every bowl, so fast, affordable food and real nutrition are never a trade-off again.
Our Vision
A world where the easiest meal in the pantry is also one of the strongest — where "instant" stands for gains, not empty calories, in every kitchen, dorm and gym bag on the planet.
Zero Skill Required
Cook Like a Silverback
1
Boil
Drop the noodle block in boiling water. Walk away. Flex if you want — nobody's watching.
2
Toss
Drain, add the seasoning, and toss until every strand is coated in wok-style flavor.
3
Slurp Strong
28g of protein, hot and ready before your pre-workout even kicks in.
Questions
Before You Slurp
When will my order ship?
Gorilla Ramen is currently in pre-order. Every order placed now ships in January 2027, and we'll email you tracking the moment your bundles leave the warehouse. Pre-ordering locks in your price and your spot in the first shipment.
Can I cancel my pre-order?
Pre-orders are final once placed — placing yours locks in your price and your spot in the first shipment. If anything arrives damaged or incorrect, we replace it free, and our standard refund policy covers you once your bundles land.
How does bundle pricing work?
The more bundles in your cart, the less each one costs: 3 bundles drop to $28 each, 6 to $27, and 12 to $25 — that's $5 a bowl. It happens automatically at checkout with no code needed. Bundle pricing can't be combined with discount codes.
Can I mix flavors in a bundle deal?
Absolutely — every bundle in your cart counts toward your tier, whatever the flavor. Four Chicken, four Beef and four Curry is a Full-Year at $25 each. Can't decide? The Variety Trio adds one of each flavor in a single click.
Is Gorilla Ramen really plant-based?
Yes — 100%. The "chicken" and "beef" refer to the flavor, not the ingredients. Every bundle is fully plant-based, including the seasoning.
Where does 28g of protein come from?
Our noodles are made with a high-protein plant blend instead of plain wheat flour, so the protein is in the noodle itself — not sprinkled on top.
What's in a bundle?
Each bundle contains 5 individual packs of one flavor. Mix flavors by adding multiple bundles to your cart.
Are the noodles fried?
No. Gorilla Ramen noodles are non-fried, so you skip the heavy oils of conventional instant noodles — and there are no preservatives either.
Eat Like a Silverback.
Three flavors. 28 grams. One very strong opinion about noodles. Pre-orders ship January 2027.
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